POP! Goes the weasel!!
i was woken up by the cathecolamines running in my veins and with the concomitant surge of adrenaline up my reticular activating system; i.e. woken up suddenly, to see the clock strike 1331 hrs on my clock. well as usual my hyper-anxious self would firstly get up and run thru my head the list of things to be done that day and well, it went fine until i realised that i had to get more than halfway round the island in the next hour.
so after morphing into spiderman with incontinence i rushed thru the numerous domestic tasks tht i had to cover b4 i actually get out of the house. As i was doing so, i thought "hey man what the fuck sia? why am i always like this gan cheong for( tensed up for no fapparent reason )?" until another tought occured to me, "hey u idiot u keep sayin taht all the time man! but u never did anything!! Bastard!!"
never b4 was the inner "me" so resounding that for once i told myself that's it!!... this is the last straw..i am gg to take oit cool no matter what..
so there i was strutting my stuff, making my brunch, breakng some eggs( DUh! who eats eggs for brunch!! of course i'm lying!) and well making meself a cuppa cereals to drink( another lie) and yes then slowly slough thru my tasks and got ready eventually...
until suddenly i realised i had like 45 minutes to get halfway round the island, and like my schizophrenic self almost put on the cockcroach custome with the hairy legs and all( eww!) and almost..i said almost made it for the door to the finishing line but NO!! my mind said.." you can do this fik..you can do this!!"
so there i am again, " yeah ok man..i've gotta be cool you know just take my time and read me book while i'm on the train and stuff like that and look at the birds fly by my bus/train window and appreciate the stillness of nature beneath the clear blue sky and the architectural beauty of the urban landscape that laid before my very eyes!"
and yes....fuck..yah ok so there i was almost reaching my destination with like 4kg of load with me( i was prepared to do my night call over at the university hospital and all) waiting there at the lift lobby at the void deck of my collueage's patient cause we were supposed to do a house visit regarding some patient's angina problem that's been confused with GERD. and yah so our reason was the just have a check up on the guy see how he's doing stuff like that...bla³...and yeah then i was waiting there already for about 30 minutes until my colleauge called me up and said," hey dude i'm sorry man, i didn;t get the car today so i changed the day of our visit to next friday. is that ok? i hope u're not there...(pant² + putting up and innocent accent) already...or are you? in any case i apologise ok? i really am sorry for not....(after this all i heard was bla³)...."
POP! Goes the weasel!!
so after morphing into spiderman with incontinence i rushed thru the numerous domestic tasks tht i had to cover b4 i actually get out of the house. As i was doing so, i thought "hey man what the fuck sia? why am i always like this gan cheong for( tensed up for no fapparent reason )?" until another tought occured to me, "hey u idiot u keep sayin taht all the time man! but u never did anything!! Bastard!!"
never b4 was the inner "me" so resounding that for once i told myself that's it!!... this is the last straw..i am gg to take oit cool no matter what..
so there i was strutting my stuff, making my brunch, breakng some eggs( DUh! who eats eggs for brunch!! of course i'm lying!) and well making meself a cuppa cereals to drink( another lie) and yes then slowly slough thru my tasks and got ready eventually...
until suddenly i realised i had like 45 minutes to get halfway round the island, and like my schizophrenic self almost put on the cockcroach custome with the hairy legs and all( eww!) and almost..i said almost made it for the door to the finishing line but NO!! my mind said.." you can do this fik..you can do this!!"
so there i am again, " yeah ok man..i've gotta be cool you know just take my time and read me book while i'm on the train and stuff like that and look at the birds fly by my bus/train window and appreciate the stillness of nature beneath the clear blue sky and the architectural beauty of the urban landscape that laid before my very eyes!"
and yes....fuck..yah ok so there i was almost reaching my destination with like 4kg of load with me( i was prepared to do my night call over at the university hospital and all) waiting there at the lift lobby at the void deck of my collueage's patient cause we were supposed to do a house visit regarding some patient's angina problem that's been confused with GERD. and yah so our reason was the just have a check up on the guy see how he's doing stuff like that...bla³...and yeah then i was waiting there already for about 30 minutes until my colleauge called me up and said," hey dude i'm sorry man, i didn;t get the car today so i changed the day of our visit to next friday. is that ok? i hope u're not there...(pant² + putting up and innocent accent) already...or are you? in any case i apologise ok? i really am sorry for not....(after this all i heard was bla³)...."
POP! Goes the weasel!!
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