Insignificantly insignificant

ok surprisingly these past weeks have been long and draggy. since the appointment, lots of eventful events have occured, maybe not so eventful i'm just trying to practice alliteration, is that cool or what? huh? huh?..yeah..what!!   so where am i? like usual i'll start by rambling bout the various insignificantly insignificant things first like.. the time when i spotted a canary 2 days ago near me block, the day i saw a grandma chewing on condom,the day i saw pilipinos making a total mockery of themselvs thru animation, the day when humans themselves infuse doses of stoopidity into their maybe bird-brain filled vault, the day i saw 2 guys kissing at the back of the bus like nobody's business-  i mean it-, wait till the local mullah see them and go," Bla² bla² bla³.....", the day when i found a dead cat lying in the middle of the road with intestines laid out or rathr, splattered like omelette served with ketchup..eeewww, the day when i flashed my butt to the Mos burger counter due to severe itchiness in my bums that warrant a skin to skin contact scrathing..damn!, the day when the paths of 2 bitches crossed and i had to be there to observe the whole fiasco....but gladly made positive outcomes out of the whole bitchy( for lack of an aptly apt substitute ) episode, the day when i got pissed off with kids trying so hard to get attention( for God knows whatever reason) and yah yah..this could go on.......   on more seriously serious note: actually there's nothing serious to talk about unless you want me to discuss patient issues that i come across during my rounds in the hospital and yeah...that's that and this this....yadda yadda lalaalaa wait..now that i've mntioned that, i feel like my life's like a freaking joke man...is it? maybe i'm full of horse shit crap....maybe pple pass me off a MAt? shit!! getting paranoid now!..freak....MAt..that;s the ULTI-MAT( no pun intended, seriously) stereotype lah... but thinking about it, i do have Mat features: here's the features 1. i'm Malay 2. i lepak 3. i drink lots of tea 4. i smoke 5. i laze like cows waiting for the next orgy 6. i ride the motorbike 7. i make fun of other peeps 8. i have MAt frens 9. Omigod i'm a MAt!! mat....   sigh...ok i'll input more soon.... damn..why ah?