crickety encounter

crickets are smart creatures i found out. that they know how to keep quiet when they sense imminent danger within their vicinity. if not they just go bout their business cricketing the night away, so nonchalantly, without regards to where they are, which kinds of remind me of those mats i see under my block singing the night away strumming their guitars, stopping only when someone cmplains and the police arrive or when they get too tired. anyway, there's a cricket in my toilet. i don't know how it got there but it's pulling my last nerve. i was frantically searching for where it was just now, but being smart as it is, it kept quiet when i switched on the loo lights and carried on doing it's "thing" when i switched it off. blearrgh! so this went on for like 3 times as i try to locate the bugger's exact hiding place but to no avail. so i was irky like u know bitch-fittin already and decided to put my anger to good use. dance. so there i was trying to come up with some choreography with Alicia's and Lil Bow Wow, on the background there was that residual irritating "cricket" sound harmonising wit Alicia's vocal horribly. that was it. my next step was to practice philosophy. if u can't stop them join them. if u think doing the cricket thing ah ah nope, no way! so the toilet's at the end of the kitchen and in the kitchen there's a portable CD cum radio player etc², so i just took out Britney's Greatest Hits CD, played it and blast into the toilet, creating the "in-ur-face" effect right back at the cricket. poor cricket. i'm never cruel to animals, not even ants. really! this week alone my mom coerced me into killing mosquitoes, and sure did i killed like 4 of them through the snappy crocodile clap method!
"ah ah there there got one, opit opit, see there there!"
'where aiyah never mind lah!!'
"never mind never mnd later it'll bite me lah and ur sister also hurry up i think it;s a female look!! it's so fat quick quick"
'aiyah where....!!??'
CLAP!
initially the cricket went on and on until like the third track where she starts singing ,"i'm a....slave......for you!" think was a bit too much for little cricky to handle. so it shut up. as i type britney's still singing in my loo, just in case. hey i have to study mah!!